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Cold, adj.: When the local flashers are handing out written descriptions.
Cold, adj.: When the politicians walk around with their hands in their own pockets.
Cold Capture, Warm Boo
Colder than a baby in a brass diaper.
cold front: acute discomfort caused by an unzipped trouser fly.
-- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982...
Cold hands, warm feet.
Cold-hearted orb that rules the night Removes the colors from our sight Red is gray, and yellow white But we decide which is right And which is a quantization error.
-- Jef Poskanzer, from the doc to...
cold matsushita their technology stronger enslaves our people -- Damon Koronakos and Brian Robe
HI-TECH HAIKUS...
Cold milk, warm backrubs, hot baths...all temperature cheer.
Cold on Canadian hills or Minden's plain, Perhaps that parent mourned her soldier slai

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