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• Cold Capture, Warm Boo
• Cold hands, no gloves.
• Happiness is a Warm Woman, a Hot Cycle, and a Cold Beer!
• Warm beer on a cold night. Nothing better.
• Several feet away is a warm pair of gloves.
• Cold milk, warm backrubs, hot baths...all temperature cheer.
• Symptom: Feet cold and wet, glass empty. Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
  Action Required: Turn glass other way up so that open end points toward ceiling....
• A would-be disciple came to Nasrudin's hut on the mountain-side.
  Knowing that every action of such an enlightened one is significant, the seeker watched the teacher closely....