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Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?
-- Jules Feiffe...
Christ died for our sins, so let's not disappoint him.
Christendom is that part of the world where, if a man declare himself to be a Christian, his hearers laugh at him.
-- H. L. Mencke...
Christ himself was poor.... And as he was himself, so he informed his apostles and disciples, they were all poor, prophets poor, apostles poor.
-- Robert Burton (1577-1640) -- The Anatomy of Melanch...
Christian baby shower gift: a tithing ring.
Christian fundamentalism is the doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe-spanning entity that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life.
-- Andrew...
Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it. -- George Bernard Shaw
Christianity: Please help find the cure.
Christian life consists of faith and charity. -- Martin Luthe
Christian, n.: One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
One who follows the teachings of Christ i...

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