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• I took a baby shower. -- Steven Wrigh
• You know you have a small apartment when... you can answer the telephone from the bed, the kitchen table, the sink or the shower.
  -- S. Rickly Christia...
• Many a man's done a terrible thing just to get baby a shiny diamond ring. -- Robert Hunte
• WINE, n. Fermented grape-juice known to the Women's Christian Union as "liquor," sometimes as "rum.
  Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Save water. Shower with a friend.
• Shower with the people you love.
• Smithers: Uck. My mouth tastes like an ashtray. [burps up a mouthful of cigarette butts] [opens bathroom doo
  ees someone in the shower] [opens glass shower door] Bu...
• Everyone: Surprise! Baby shower. Marge: Baby shower?
  You _know_ I haven't told Homer yet, and he'll be home any minute....
• For good clean fun, shower with a friend.