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• Cat HAIR all over the keyboard..
• Warning: Cover your mouth so as to NOT spit BEER all over screen!
• Kent: This is hour 57 of our live, round-the-clock coverage outside the Simpson estate.
  Remember, by the way, to tune in at 8:00 for highlights of today's vigil, including when the garbage man came and when Marge Simpson put the cat out....
• Cat Problem: Picking hair off your keyboard.
• Announcer: And now we return to "Fox Night at the Movie
  Homer S.: Portrait of an Ass-Grabber", starring Dennis Franz....
• Once again, quiet settles over the office, and all that can be heard is the tap, tap, tapping of the keyboard.
• A magnet is something you find crawling all over a dead cat.
• Who spread garbage all over Flanders's yard before I got a chance to?
  -- Homer Simpson Two Dozen and One Greyhound...
• All right, who hid the keyboard?