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• Fish's First Law of Animal Behavior: The probability of a cat eating its dinner has absolutely nothing to do with the price of the food placed before it.
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• A cat's purr is the rumble of peace in the animal kingdom -- Rainey
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• Cat: Fast, psychotoc animal bred for target practice.
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  the traditional and typical of Chinese glorious history and culture....
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