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By writing my fears down on paper I will see that not only am I afraid of everything but that I also have really bad penmanship.
-- Dan Goodma...
bzzzt, wrong
CAABA, n. A large stone presented by the archangel Gabriel to the patriarch Abraham, and preserved at Mecca.
The patriarch had perhaps asked the archangel for bread. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil'...
Cabbage, n.: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
CABBAGE, n. A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
CABBAGE PATCH DOLL STRANGLES ITS MOM ("it was an agent of the devil, say researchers")
Cab Calloway's Garden: Heidi Ho.
Cabinicreep: When closing one kitchen cabinet causes another to open.
Cable is not a luxury, since many areas have poor TV reception.
Caboose seems to be pulling the engine.

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