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But, officer, I only had two beers.
But, Officer, I stopped for the last one, and it was green!
But, officer, I was doing the speed limit! In hexadecimal!
But, officer, I was only going 10 MIPS!
But, officer, I was only going ONE way!
But, officer, I was only trying to gain enough speed so I could coast to the nearest gas station.
But, officer, the stop sign was green when I went through it.
But, Officer the Tree didn't give way to the Right..
But oftentimes celestial benedictions Assume this dark disguise.
-- Henry W. Longfellow (1807-1882) -- Resignatio...
But oh! as to embrace me she inclin'd, I wak'd, she fled, and day brought back my night.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- On his Deceased Wife...

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