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• I only had a couple beers. -- Famous Last Word
• Two beers or not two beers, that is a pripps.
• But, officer, I was only going 10 MIPS!
• But, officer, I was only going ONE way!
• Sorry officer, but I was only doing 28.8kbps REALLY!
• Sorry officer, I was only doing warp 2.
• Only had a couple beers; gimme my car keys. -- Famous Last Word
• Oh, Marge, I just had a couple of beers.
  -- From Romeo to Homer, "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-ciou...
• If I only had a 486 . .