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• But, officer, I was only going ONE way!
• Spock: "She can still outrun us. And outgun us. But there is the Mutura Nebula at 1-5-3 Mark 4.
  Kirk: "Scotty, can we make it inside?" Scott: "The energizer's bypassed like a Christmas tree so don't give me too many bumps....
• The surest way to encourage violence is to give in to it.
• EPAULET, n. An ornamented badge, serving to distinguish a military officer from the enemy -- that is to say, from the officer of lower rank to whom his death would give promotion.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• One mark of a good officer was the ability to make quick decisions.
  If they happened to be right, so much the better . . . -- Louis Wu "Ringworld...
• Pridham's Law of Golf: The only way to avoid hitting a tree is to aim at it.
• He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
• The only way to avoid hitting a tree is to aim at it. -- Pridham's Law of Golf
• Marge: Oh, that's it: I'm going to write you a ticket.
  Homer: But Marge! We're family. Marge: You're breaking the law....