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But I did read the docs! I just didn't understand them.
But I DID read the manual...
But I did read the msgs,...I just don't understand them.
But I don't have an "any key" on my computer!
But I don't like Spam!
But I don't like the cat. Shut up and eat your dinner!
But I'd rather eat Johnson!" -- Monty Pytho
But if a man happens to find himself ... he has a mansion which he can inhabit with dignity all the days of his life.
But if it be a sin to covet honour, I am the most offending soul alive.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry V -- Act iv, Sc. 3...
But if we laugh with derision, we will never understand.
Human intellectual capacity has not altered for thousands of years so far as we can tell....

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