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• If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the aftershave. -- Monty Pytho
• Please excuse my wife. She may appear to be rather nasty, but underneath she has a heart of formica.
  -- Monty Pytho...
• I must warn you that anything you say will be ignored. -- Monty Pytho
• Wot's on the television? It looks like a penguin. I mean the programme. -- Monty Pytho
• IMP: Imitate Monty Pytho
• No. 1.... The LARCH tree." -- Monty Pytho
• Oh, intercourse the penguin! -- Monty Pytho
• Wink-Wink, Nudge-Nudge, Know-what-I-mean, Know-what-I-mean? -- Monty Pytho
• And was head of Gestapo for 10 years.. No! 5 years!
  .. No! No! Nein, was not head of Gestapo at all! I make joke." -- Monty Pytho...