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• Try to establish a life style that does not require your presence.
• If you demand money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called ``blackmail.
  '' If your lawyer demands money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called ``a settlement....
• You spent most of your money on beer and women, the rest you wasted.
• Peg: "Is that money in your pants, Al, or are you just.
  ..well, let's face it, we both know it's money....
• Send me your money.
• Your weakness is money in their bank.
• In life there is but one bad thing and one good; both of them are women.
• No job is so small it doesn't require all your tools.
• You may be redneck... if any of your hobbies require dogs and a lantern.