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• Airplane Law When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
• When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time. The Airplane Law
• There's the stealth plane, the invisible plane. What good is an invisible airplane gonna do?
  Enemy looks down on their radar and says, "Well, there's no aircraft here....
• Jeff Dahmers to Lorena Bobbitt: You gonna eat that?
• I'm 33, single ... Don't you think it's a generalization you should be married at 33?
  That's like looking at somebody who's 70 and saying, "Hey, when are you gonna break your hip?...
• May the wolves never eat you because you're so tough and stringy.
• When you are down, there is only one way to go ... up. -- Gordon Wong
• Never fly under a sea gull - they'll shit on your airplane. -- Gordon Coope
• What do you get when you cross a JAP with a computer? A machine that never goes down.