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• Here's to women. Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.
  -- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary...
• One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age.
  A woman who would tell that would tell anything. -- Oscar Wilde...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• The little girl expects no declaration of tenderness from her doll.
  She loves it - and that's all. It is thus that we should love. -- DeGourmo...
• Commandant: Next up ... Simp-son, Lis-a. [the crowd falls silent.
  The cadet leader plays, "Taps." Lisa climbs the ladder to the first platform, as the crowd begins jeering] Lisa...
• A woman can be anything the man who loves her would have her be. -- James Barrie
• Dear Miss Manners: I carry a big black umbrella, even if there's just a thirty percent chance of rain.
  May I ask a young lady who is a stranger to me to share its protection?...
• The average woman wants two things--less meat on her bones and more bone in her meat.