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Bl00p! The M00se Illuminati strike!
Blackadder, what are you saying? What of loyalty? Honour?
Self-respect? What of them? ...Nothing. -- Melchett and Edmund : Chai...
Blackadder! What time is it? Three o'clock in the afternoon, your Highness.
Oh, thank God for that. I thought I'd overslept. -- George and Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
black art: n. A collection of arcane, unpublished, and (by implication) mostly ad-hoc techniques developed for a particular application or systems area (compare {black magic}).
VLSI design ...
Blackberries are red when they are green. Ever notice?
Black clothes: Ideal tool for removing cat hair from furniture.
Black Dens: Where Black Holes live
BLACKGUARD, n. A man whose qualities, prepared for display like a box of berries in a market -- the fine ones on top -- have been opened on the wrong side.
An inverted gentleman. -- Ambrose Bierce...
black hole: n. What a piece of email or netnews has fallen into if it disappears mysteriously between its origin and destination sites (that is, without returning a {bounce message}).
I think...
Black Holes: An X Generation subgroup best known for their possession of almost entirely black wardrobes.
-- Douglas Coupland, Generation X...

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