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• What say you, Blackadder, I sing a song to keep our spirits up?
  That depends whether you want the slop-bucket over your head or not....
• Private, what is the time? We didn't receive any messages.
  ..and Captain Blackadder definitely did not shoot this delicious plump-breasted pigeon, sir....
• Edmund rummages through the sack, and produces boomerang).
  ..Ah. (intrigued) What is it? ...A _stick_. -- Edmund, Queenie and Melchett : Potato...
• That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
  -- William J.H. Boetcke...
• Do you know what the penalty is for disobeying orders, Blackadder?
  Um...courtmartial followed by immediate cessation of chocolate rations?...
• What I drank last night would have floored a rhinoceros!
  ...If it was allergic to lemonade, that is. -- Melchett and Edmund : Bee...
• You find yourself amusing, Herr Blackadder. I try not to fly in the face of public opinion.
  .. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
• Hermes: Dating your ex, Fry? Have you lost all self-respect? Fry: All what?
• Are you sure this is what you saw, Blackadder? Absolutely.
  I mean, there may have been a few more armament factories, and not _quite_ as many elephants, but....