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Blessed are the hard of hearing, since this allows them to miss most of the small talk.
Blessed are the inept, for they will inherit the skies.
Blessed are the meek, for they make great scapegoats.
Blessed are the meek, for they shall inhibit the Earth.
Blessed are the peace makers, for they shall be called the children of God. -- Matthew 5:9
Blessed are the pessimists, for they hath made backups.
Blessed are the ugly and determined, for they acquire the wealth to command the handsome and cleve
Blessed are they have have nothing to say and can not be persuaded with any known prize, to say it.
Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt. -- Herbert Hoove
Blessed are they who Go Around in Circles, for they Shall be Known as Wheels.
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