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Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise. -- John Heywood
Wedding, n: A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
-- Ambrose Bierce...
Wedding rings are the world's smallest handcuffs.
Weed's Axiom: Never ask two questions in a business letter.
The reply will discuss the one in which you are least interested and say nothing about the other....
Weekend, where are you?
Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible to a person who doesn't have to do the work.
Weinberg, as a young grocery clerk, advised the grocery manager to get rid of rutabagas which nobody every bought.
He did so. "Well, kid, that was a great idea," said the manager. Then he paused and...
Weinberg's First Law: Progress is only made on alternate Fridays.
Weinberg's Principle: An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy.
Weinberg's Second Law: If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

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