Related:

• Wedding rings are the world's smallest handcuffs.
• Handcuffs, for a truely binding relationship ...
• Personal ad in local paper: David G. Contact me soon!
  Bring three rings: Engagement, wedding and teething. Have news. Debbie....
• There is something about a wedding-gown prettier than in any other gown in the world.
  -- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- A Wedding-gow...
• It's amazing to me that one of the world's most feared diseases would be carried by one of the world's smallest animal
  he real tiny dog. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• Stocks, bonds, handcuffs, and leg irons all the same!
• Here is the world, sound as a nut, perfect, not the smallest piece of chaos left, never a stitch nor an end, not a mark of haste, or botching, or second though
  but the theory of the world is a thing of shreds and patches. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1845)...
• Homer: Loyal Stonecutters, let us begin our reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg.
  [camera pulls back to reveal scattered, costumed monkeys] Marge...
• And fast by, hanging in a golden chain, This pendent world, in bigness as a star Of smallest magnitude, close by the moon.
  -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book ii, Line 1051...