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Well, the handwriting is on the floor. -- Joe E. Lewi
We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.
-- Dave Barry...
Well, we'll really have a party, but we've gotta post a guard outside.
-- Eddie Cochran, "Come On Everybody...
Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison!
How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil?...
Well, we're big rock singers, we've got golden fingers, And we're loved everywhere we go.
We sing about beauty, and we sing about truth, At ten thousand dollars a show....
Well, we've come full circle, Lord; I'd like to think there's some higher meaning to all this.
It would certainly reflect well on you....
Well, you know, no matter where you go, there you are. -- Buckaroo Banzai
WELL-ADJUSTED: The ability to play bridge or golf as if they were games.
We own this land. I don't spend any time on this land.
This is a tiny little piece of my business interests....
We're all in this alone. -- Lily Tomli

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