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We was playin' the Homestead Grays in the city of Pitchburgh.
Josh [Gibson] comes up in the last of the ninth with a man on and us a run behind....
We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.
-- Nick Faldo...
We were so poor that we thought new clothes meant someone had died.
We were so poor we couldn't afford a watchdog. If we heard a noise at night, we'd bark ourselves.
-- Crazy Jimmy...
We were young and our happiness dazzled us with its strength.
But there was also a terrible betrayal that lay within me like a Merle Haggard song at a French restaurant....
We who revel in nature's diversity and feel instructed by every animal tend to brand Homo sapiens as the greatest catastrophe since the Cretaceous extinction.
-- S.J. Gould...
We will have solar energy as soon as the utility companies solve one technical problem -- how to run a sunbeam through a meter.
We wish you a Hare Krishna We wish you a Hare Krishna We wish you a Hare Krishna And a Sun Myung Moon!
-- Maxwell Sma...
WEAPON: An index of the lack of development of a culture.

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