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  Hurt: If we were married, I'd be doing this alone....
• You are domestic and will be happily married.
• I'm married to an English guy. He's a typical English guy.
  He's very reserved. In fact, it wasn't until after we were married that I actually knew he wanted to go out with me....
• I'm not illiterate! My parents were married...
• Rush Limbaugh? No Thanks-My Parents Were Married
• but that is another story. As far as we knew, we were living happily everafter.
  -- Royal Robbi...
• Of course I'm happily married. She's happy, and I'm married.
• Homer: You know, son, the day you were born, I received the greatest gift a man could have.
  As the years went by, your mother and I were blessed twice more....
• We're going to find out tonight who the oldest lady in the audience is.
  And we have a marvelous present for her. When we find the oldest lady, we're going to give her ....