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WARNING
WARNING! This system is subject to breakdowns during periods of critical need!
Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
WARNING!!! This machine is subject to breakdowns during periods of critical need.
Was there a time when dancers with their fiddles In children's circuses could stay their troubles?
There was a time they could cry over books, But time has set its maggot on their track....
Washington, D.C. Wasting your money since 1810.
Washington, D.C: Fifty square miles almost completely surrounded by reality.
Washington [D.C.] is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm. -- John F. Kennedy
Washington, D.C.] is the home of... taste for the people -- the big, the bland and the banal.
-- Ada Louise Huxtable...
Wasn't there something about a PASCAL programmer knowing the value of everything and the Wirth of nothing?

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