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  Two, of course. One stands at one end of the room and argues that it isn't dark...
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  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• Man who arrives at party two hours late will probably find he has been beaten to the punch.
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• The could neither of 'em speak for rage and so fell a sputtering at one another like two roasting apples.
  -- Congreve...
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  Two. One to change the light bulb and one to say "what's the big deal, I could have done that....
• When we jumped into Sicily, the units became separated, and I couldn't find anyone.
  Eventually I stumbled across two colonels, a major, three captains, two lieutenants, and one rifleman, and we secured the bridge....