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• Treaty of Helsinki Signed HELSINKI, FINLAND -- A cease-fire in the flame war between Linux and FreeBSD has been reached.
  A group of two dozen Linux and FreeBSD zealots met in Helsinki to ratify a treaty bringing a temporary end to the hostile fighting between both camps....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• But when he [the people's champion] has disposed of foreign enemies by conquest or treaty
  and there is nothing to fear from them, then he is always stirring up some war or other, in order that the people may require a leader....
• Uh-oh. Looks like there's a little left-over nuclear waste.
  [pulls out a hand broom] No problem! I'll just put them where nobody will find them for a million years!...
• I came; I saw; I f.cked up Large cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.
• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• Writing programs needs genius to save the last order or the last millisecond.
  It is great fun, but it is a young man's game. You start it with great enthusiasm when you first start programming, but after ten years you get a bit bored with it, and then you turn to automatic-programming languages and use them because they enable you to get to the heart of the problem that you want to do, instead of having to concentrate on the mechanics of getting the program going as fast as you possibly can, which is really nothing more than doing a sort of crossword puzzle....
• Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerou
  you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides. -- Margaret Thatche...
• The only solution is...a balance of power. We arm our side with exactly that much more.
  A balance of power -- the trickiest, most difficult, dirtiest game of them all....