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Bidet? Try washing your whole body.
Bid me discourse, I will enchant thine ear.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Sonnets & other Poetry -- Venus and Adonis, Line 145...
Bid, then, the tender light of faith to shine By which alone the mortal heart is led Unto the thinking of the thought divine.
-- George Santayana...
BIFF: /bif/ [USENET] n. The most famous {pseudo}, and the prototypical {newbie}.
biff: /bif/ vt. To notify someone of incoming mail.
Bigamist: A fog over Italy. -- "Laughs Unlimited
Bigamist: One who makes the same mistake twice.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar Wilde
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford...
Bigamy is taking one too many.

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