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• If you are beginning to doubt what I am saying, you are probably hallucinating.
  -- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything you know is Wrong_...
• What to do in case of an alien attack: 1) Hide beneath the seat of your plane and look away.
  2) Avoid eye contact. 3) If there are no eyes, avoid all contact....
• Everything you know is wrong. -- The Firesign Theate
• Everything you know is wrong!
• SMILEY #:-) "Everything you know is wrong
• Beware of the half truth. You may have gotten hold of the wrong half.