Related:

• What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
• Beware the man who makes cream with his mouth; he winds up making butter with his nose.
  -- Babbaluche the cobble...
• Quark! Quark! Beware the quantum duck!
• A man must sit with his mouth open for a long time befpre a roast duck flies in.
  -- Chinese proverb...
• Beware of euphemisms! They aggravate the horror they are supposed to disguise. -- E.M. Ciora
• The man forget not, though in rags he lies, And know the mortal through a crown's disguise.
  -- Mark Akenside (1721-1770) -- Epistle to Curio...
• Beware of the man who knows the answer before he understands the question.
• Go on! Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers and gunpowder and cordite!
  -- Daffy Duck, "Duck! Rabbit! Duck!...