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Nobert Weiner was the subject of many dotty professor stories.
Weiner was, in fact, very absent minded. The following story is told about him...
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it. -- Tallulah Bankhead
Nobody ever died from oven crude poisoning.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. -- Kin Hubbard
Nobody ever ruined their eyesight by looking at the bright side of something.
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION.
Nobody is one block of harmony. We are all afraid of something, or feel limited in something.
We all need somebody to talk to....
Nobody knows the trouble I've been.
Nobody knows what goes between his cold toes and his warm ears. -- Roy Harpe

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