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• Nobody knows I'm GAY!
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• Journalists are born. Why, nobody knows.
• Nobody knows the Tribbles I've seen.
• A man's ingress into the world is naked and bare, His progress through the world is trouble and care
  And lastly, his egress out of the world, is nobody knows where....
• Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it. -- Tallulah Bankhead