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Nobody loves me, Everybody hates me, I think I'll go out and eat worms.
I'm gonna cut their heads off, Eat their insides out, And throw way the skins....
Nobody really knows what happiness is, until they're married. And then it's too late.
Nobody shot me. -- Frank Gusenberg, his last words, when asked by police who had shot him 14 times with a machine gun in the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre.
Only Capone kills like that. -- Ge...
Nobody takes a bribe. Of course at Christmas if you happen to hold our your hat and somebody happens to put a little something in it, well, that's different.
-- New York City Police Commissioner (R...
Nobody wants constructive criticism. It's all we can do to put up with constructive praise.
Nobody's gonna believe that computers are intelligent until they start coming in late and lying about it.
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Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
-- Mark Twai...
olo contendere: A legal term meaning: "I didn't do it, judge, and I'll never do it again.

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