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No matter how celebrated the beauty of a woman, I would never spend a night with her.
The only celebrity with whom I would share a night is Max Planck....
No matter how cynical you get, it's impossible to keep up.
No matter how much you do you never do enough.
No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.
-- Florida Scott-Maxwell...
No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife in the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style.
No matter what happens, there is always someone who knew it would.
No matter where I go, the place is always called "here".
No matter who you are, some scholar can show you the great idea you had was had by someone before you.
No matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme court follows th' iliction returns.
-- Mr. Dooley...
No modern woman with a grain of sense ever sends little notes to an unmarried man -- not until she is married, anyway.
-- Arthur Binstead...

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