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• No matter how cynical you get, it's impossible to keep up.
• Don't get up too early in the morning, because the early bird gets the worm, and no matter how you try to prepare it, breakfast is just awful.
• It would seem that no matter how you slice it, it still comes up Velveeta.
• It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.
• In a cruel and evil world, being cynical can allow you to get some entertainment out of it.
  -- Daniel Waters, screenwriter of HEATHERS...
• SAN DIEGO: Four million people, where you can't get a good cheeseburger, no matter how hard you try.
• No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• If it doesn't matter who wins, then how come they keep score? -- Vince Lombardi