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Mach was the greatest intellectual fraud in the last ten years.
"What about X?" "I said `intellectual'." ;login, 9/1990...
Machine-independent program: A program that will not run on any machine.
Machines have less problems. I'd like to be a machine. -- Andy Warhol
Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.
macho, adj.: Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Macho does not prove mucho. -- Zsa Zsa Gabo
MAD: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child -- if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
-- W.C. Field...
Madison's Inquiry: If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class?
Madness takes its toll.
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