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• If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class? -- Madison's Inquiry
• Hempstone's Question: If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class?
• If you can't go first class, charge it.
• In America there are two classes of travel: first class and with children.
  -- Benchley's travel distinctio...
• I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic.
  I may not get there, but I'm going first class. -- Art Buchwald...
• Why go second class when 1st class is only $25?
• There you go, bringing class into it again...
• Day of inquiry. You will be subpoenaed.