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Love to eat them mousies, Mousies what I love to eat.
Bite they little heads off, Nibble on they tiny feet. -- Kliba...
Love to eat them mousies; Mousies what I love to eat.
Bite they tiny heads off, Nibble on they tiny feet! -- Kilba...
Love, which is quickly kindled in a gentle heart, seized this one for the fair form that was taken from me-and the way of it afficts me still.
Love, which absolves no loved one from loving, seized...
Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to.
Love your neighbour, yet don't pull down your hedge. -- Benjamin Frankli
Lowery's Law: If it jams -- force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
LSD melts in your mind, not in your hand.
Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There's always one more bug.
Lucas is the source of many of the components of the legendarily reliable British automotive electrical systems.
Professionals call the company "The Prince of Darkness". Of course, if Lucas were to...
Luck can't last a lifetime, unless you die young. -- Russell Bank
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