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• There is always one thing to remember: writers are always selling somebody out.
  -- Joan Didion, "Slouching Towards Bethlehem...
• MUGWUMP, n. In politics one afflicted with self-respect and addicted to the vice of independence.
  A term of contempt. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• The final delusion is the belief that one has lost all delusions. -- Maurice Chapelai
• Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. -- H.L. Mencke
• Are cats lazy? Well, more power to them if they are.
  Which one of us has not entertained the dream of doing just as he likes, when and how he likes, and as much as he likes?...
• The secret of making one's self tiresome is not to know when to stop. -- Voltaire
• Larchmont is so tiny there's a mirror at one end. -- Joan Rive
• If one wants to rid oneself of an unbearable oppression, one needs hashish." -- Nietzsche
• Tailgater--one who makes ends meet.