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• Don't ever slam a door; you might want to go back.
• Marge: Uh oh, almost forgot to lock the doors. [the locks slam down like a jail cell door closing] Ba
  [groaning] Ohh... [the seat back turns into Brodka] Brodka...
• Homer: [speaking softly and slowly] When I give the word, everyone ever-so-slowly open the door and slide out.
  On the count of three... One... SoundFX: (*rustle*) (*rustle*) (*slam*) (*slam*) (*slam*) Home...
• Are you sure the back door is locked?
• Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula.
  The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!...
• Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.
• Arguement? No, this is Abuse. You want next door.
• I am more bored than you could ever possibly be. Go back to work.