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• Avoid suspicion: when you're walking through your neighbor's melon patch, don't tie your shoe.
  -- Chinese Proverb...
• That person lacks wisdom who reaches down to tie their shoelace when walking through the neighbor's watermelon patch.
  -- Confucius Say...
• Be thankful... I could be your neighbor.
• It is your concern when your neighbor's wall is on fire.
• The best thing about being bald is, that, when unexpected company arrives, all you have to do is straighten your tie.
• Do not wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not he that you wrong but yourself.
  Native American Proverb (Pima)...
• Steal this tagline and I'll tie-dye your cat!
• Trust in Allah, but tie your camel. -- Arabian proverb
• In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.