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• Cats sit in laps because it's warm there. They don't care if it's you or the radiator, so it certainly was a compliment when the owner said the cat liked me.
  Who had this cat met that it was comparing me to? The maid?...
• Love is when everyone knows how you feel about her, but her.
• OBJECT Another of those words which is very good an being fairly anonymous in its description of anything, and not actually meaning very much.
  Generally most useful when you want to describe something, but are unaware what the fuck it is....
• Faith is when you believe in something that you know ain't true. -- Anon.
• A true friend walks in when everyone else leave
• Channeling is when something invades your body and makes you talk funny and say strange things.
  ..which is what happens to most people when they drink too much....
• Everyone needs belief in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
• That's always the way when you discover something new
  everyone thinks you're crazy. -- Evelyn E. Smith...