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Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. -- Thomas Jefferso
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket. -- George Orwell
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Advertising Rule: In writing a patent-medicine advertisement, first convince the reader that he has the disease he is reading abou
econdly, that it is curable....
Advice from an old carpenter: measure twice, saw once.
Advice is a dangerous gift; be cautious about giving and receiving it.
African violet: Such worth is rare Apple blossom: Preference Bachelor's butto
Celibacy Bay leaf: I change but in death Camelia...
After 35 years, I have finished a comprehensive study of European comparative law.
In Germany, under the law, everything is prohibited, except that which is permitted....
After a few boring years, socially meaningful rock 'n' roll died out.
It was replaced by disco, which offers no guidance to any form of life more advanced than the lichen family....
After a number of decimal places, nobody gives a damn.

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