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• After a few boring years, socially meaningful rock 'n' roll died out.
  It was replaced by disco, which offers no guidance to any form of life more advanced than the lichen family....
• Like you, I am frequently haunted by profound questions related to man's place in the Scheme of Things.
  Here are just a few: Q -- Is there life after death?...
• Life is to the universe as rust is to iron. We are
  in the final judgement (on a planetary scale, certainly), nothing more than an advanced form of corrosion, just one more way for the universe to wear itself out a little faster....
• Life's boring after 1000 years, so kill yerself!
• Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
  -- Dave Barry...
• Hex, bugs, and rock-n-roll
• Sex, unix & rock-n-roll.