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ALBRECHT'S LAW: Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well-being.
Alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine are weak dilutions.
The surest poison is time. -- Emerson, "Society and Solitude...
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. -- George Bernard Shaw
Alden's Laws: (1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause of pregnancy.
(2) Always be backlit. (3) Sit down whenever possible....
Alden's Laws: 1: Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause of pregnancy.
2: Always be backlit. 3: Sit down whenever possible....
Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall, Aleph-null bottles of beer, You take one down, and pass it around, Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall.
Alex Haley was adopted!
Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well in New York, and still waiting for a dial tone.
Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing - and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.
-- The Best of Will Roge...
Algebraic symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.
-- Philippe Schnoebele...

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