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• Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
  -- Stephen Butler Leacock...
• Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
  -- Stephen Leacock...
• Chess is about as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you could find anywhere outside an advertising agency.
  -- Raymond Chandle...
• Always try to rub up against money, for if you rub up against money long enough, some of it may rub off on you.
  -- Damon Runyo...
• The greatest productive force is human selfishness.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• A "pacifist" is a contradiction in terms. Most self-described pacifists are not pacific
  hey simply assume false colors. When the wind changes they hoist the Jolly Roger....
• The difference between science and the fuzzy subjects is that science requires reasoning, while those other subjects merely require scholarship.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• Yield to Temptation ... it may not pass your way again.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• Computer Science? Army Intelligence?