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Actor: So what do you do for a living? Doris: I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...
Actresses will happen in the best regulated families.
-- Addison Mizner and Oliver Herford, "The Entirely New Cynic's Calendar", 1905...
Actually, my goal is to have a sandwich named after me.
Actually, the probability is 100% that the elevator will be going in the right direction.
Proof by induction: N=1. Trivialy true, since both you and the elevator only have one floor to go to....
Ad astra per aspera. (To the stars by aspiration.)
ADA: Something you need only know the name of to be an Expert in Computing.
Useful in sentences like, "We had better develop an ADA awareness....
ADA: Something you need to know the name of to be an Expert in Computing.
Useful in sentences like, "We had better develop an ADA awareness....
ADA, n.: Something you need only know the name of to be an Expert in Computing.
Useful in sentences like, "We had better develop an ADA awareness....
Adde parvum parvo manus acervus erit. [Add little to little and there will be a big pile.
] -- Ovid...
Adding features does not necessarily increase functionality -- it just makes the manuals thicker.

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