Related:

• Two rather dumb teams were playing one another in football.
  The visiting team heard the ref's whistle and thought it was the sign that the game had ended, whereupon the team left the field....
• How many University of Washington Husky football fans (or any over-the-top sports fans who pay way way too much attention to minutia surrounding "their" team) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  A million and one. One to hold the old bulb, and the rest to all try and make the world revolve around it....
• A good philosopher is one who does not take ideas seriously. -- Edward Abbey
• All is One? But One is so Many! -- Edward Abbey
• A research team : a group of individuals who cannot stand one another, working on a project of national or global importance.
• Shakespeare wrote great poetry and preposterous plays.
  Who really cares, for example, which petty tyrant rules Milan?...
• It's not who wins or loses, it's who keeps score.
• In a negotiation, he who cares less, wins.
• Love implies anger. The man who is angered by nothing cares about nothing. -- Edward Abbey