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• I won! I won!
• Last year I entered the LA marathon. I finished last.
  It was embarrassing. And the guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me....
• The mountains look on Marathon, And Marathon looks on the sea
  And musing there an hour alone, I dreamed that Greece might still be free....
• I fought the (fjords!) and the (fjords!) won.
• I fought the lawn and the lawn won.
• When I stopped living in the problem and began living in the answer, the problem went away.
  -- Randy Tref...
• I was nimble and I won Iron Ox.
• I guess I've been so wrapped up in playing the game that I never took time enough to figure out where the goal line was -- what it meant to win -- or even how you won.
  -- Cash McCall...
• This is largely as I predicted, except the Silly Party won.