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  ..laughers ...dancers... ...And bonkers... -- George and Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
• Sir. You know I told you to go out and spend a lot of money on wedding presents.
  Well, apparently...(sees masses of gold finery and piles of glittering ornaments) Mmm?...
• Nobody talks more of free enterprise and competition and of the best man winning than the man who inherited his father's store or farm.
  -- C. Wright Mill...
• And what have I got to show for it? Nothing. A butler's uniform and a slightly effeminate hairdo.
  -- Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
• hirty-nine are mad. Well, they sound ideal. They would be if they hadn't all got married last week in Munich to the same horse.
  -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...
• Look! He's got a bomb! It's not a _bomb_, sir, it's a _sponge_.
  -- George and Edmund : Sense and Senility...
• Prince George is shy, and just _pretends_ to be bluff and crass, and unbelievably thick and gittish.
  -- Edmund to Amy : Amy and Amiability...
• As soon as I get to the Naughty Hellfire Club, I'll be debagged and radished for non-payment of debts.
  Radished, sir? Yes, they pull your breeches down and push a large radish right up your....
• Quote #679 Programming is similar to a game of golf.
  The point is not getting the ball in the hole but how many strokes it takes. -- H. Mill...