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• I love it, I love it, and who shall dare To chide me for loving that old arm-chair?
  -- Eliza Cook (1817-1889) -- The Old Arm-Chai...
• You're old when you forget how to start your rocking chair.
• You're getting old when you stop to think and forget to start again.
• How dear to this heart are the scenes of my childhood, When fond recollection presents them to view.
  -- Samuel Woodworth (1785-1842) -- The Old Oaken Bucke...
• BG: So, you all set for your recital? Lisa: I sure am!
  Look: [shows her gums] I stopped brushing my teeth so I can play just like you....
• Nostalgia: The good old days multiplied by a bad memory
• OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just loose their memory.
• Lisa: Bart, in two days, I'm going to be eight years old.
  It's a big number, almost double digits. Ba...
• Smithers: How could you do this to me, Mr. Burns? After all I've done for you.
  Why, if you were here, I'd kick you right in your boney old behind!...